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+#HSLIDE
+
+## The Kitchen Sink
+##### A GitPitch Feature Tour
+
+#HSLIDE
+## Slideshow Theme Switcher
+Available bottom-left of screen. |
+Start switching themes right now!
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Tip!
+For best viewing experience press **F** key to go fullscreen.
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Markdown Slides
+Press Down key for details. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Use GitHub Flavored Markdown
+#### For Slide Content Creation
+
+
+
+The same tool you use to create project **READMEs** and **Wikis** for your Git repos.
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Code Slides
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Use Markdown Code Blocks
+
+
+
+And enjoy code syntax highlighting for dozens of languages powered by highlight.js.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+```JavaScript
+// JavaScript Code Block
+
+$('button').click(function(){
+ $('h1, h2, p').addClass('blue')
+ $('div').removeClass('important')
+ $('h3').toggleClass('error')
+ $('#foo').attr('alt', 'Lorem Ipsum')
+});
+```
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+```Scala
+// Scala Code Block
+
+HashMap params = HashMap(n -> 10, mean -> 5)
+
+// Define executable for R stats#rnorm function call.
+OCPUTask task = OCPU.R()
+ .pkg("stats")
+ .function("rnorm")
+ .input(params.asJava)
+ .library()
+```
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+```Go
+// Go Code Block
+
+package main
+
+import "fmt"
+
+func swap(x, y string) (string, string) {
+ return y, x
+}
+
+func main() {
+ a, b := swap("hello", "world")
+ fmt.Println(a, b)
+}
+```
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## GIST Slides
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### GitHub GIST
+#### Building Blocks For Any Presentation
+
+
+
+Enjoy 100% reusable code snippets, excellent syntax highlighting, code indentation and styling.
+
+#VSLIDE?gist=8da53731fd54bab9d5c6
+
+#VSLIDE?gist=28ee3d19ddef9d51b15adbdfe9ed48da
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Image Slides
+## [ Inline ]
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Make A Visual Statement
+
+
+
+Use inline images to lend a *visual punch* to your slideshow presentations.
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+Inline Image at Absolute URL
+
+
+
+the Private Investocat by jeejkang
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+Inline Image at GitHub Repo Relative URL
+
+
+
+the Octocat-De-Los-Muertos by cameronmcefee
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+Animated GIFs Work Too!
+
+
+
+the Daftpunktocat-Guy by jeejkang
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Image Slides
+## [ Background ]
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Make A Bold Visual Statement
+
+
+
+Use high-resolution background images for maximum impact.
+
+#VSLIDE?image=https://d1z75bzl1vljy2.cloudfront.net/kitchen-sink/victory.jpg
+
+#VSLIDE?image=https://d1z75bzl1vljy2.cloudfront.net/kitchen-sink/127.jpg
+
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Video Slides
+## [ Inline ]
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Bring Your Presentations Alive
+
+
+
+Embed *YouTube*, *Vimeo*, *MP4* and *WebM* inline on any slide.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+
+
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Video Slides
+## [ Background ]
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Maximize The Viewer Experience
+
+
+
+Go fullscreen with *MP4* and *WebM* videos.
+
+#VSLIDE?video=http://clips.vorwaerts-gmbh.de/big_buck_bunny.mp4
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Math Notation Slides
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+
+#### Beautiful Math Rendered Beautifully
+
+
+
+Use *TeX*, *LaTeX* and *MathML* markup powered by MathJax.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+`$$\sum_{i=0}^n i^2 = \frac{(n^2+n)(2n+1)}{6}$$`
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+`\begin{align}
+\dot{x} & = \sigma(y-x) \\
+\dot{y} & = \rho x - y - xz \\
+\dot{z} & = -\beta z + xy
+\end{align}`
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+##### The Cauchy-Schwarz Inequality
+
+`\[
+\left( \sum_{k=1}^n a_k b_k \right)^{\!\!2} \leq
+ \left( \sum_{k=1}^n a_k^2 \right) \left( \sum_{k=1}^n b_k^2 \right)
+\]`
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+##### The probability of getting \(k\) heads when flipping \(n\) coins is:
+
+`\[P(E) = {n \choose k} p^k (1-p)^{ n-k} \]`
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+##### In-line Mathematics
+
+This expression `\(\sqrt{3x-1}+(1+x)^2\)` is an example of an inline equation.
+
+#HSLIDE
+
+## Slide Fragments
+Press Down key for examples. |
+See GitPitch Wiki for details.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+#### Reveal Slide Concepts Piecemeal
+
+
+
+Step through slide content in sequence to slowly reveal the bigger picture.
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+- Java
+- Groovy
+- Kotlin
+- Scala
+- The JVM rocks!
+
+#VSLIDE
+
+
| Firstname | +Lastname | +Age | +
|---|---|---|
| Jill | +Smith | +25 | +
| Eve | +Jackson | +94 | +
| John | +Doe | +43 | +